You remember Thanksgiving, right? Uncle Kevin started talking about his finances before noon, the kids were taking turns jumping rope with Grandma Carol’s catheter, and your step brother, Craig, brought his Dalmatian that just sits and stares at you like the Mona Lisa. Don’t let that happen to you on Christmas. We’ll be serving up an array of beers and an assortment of fine wines and ciders. We’ll have traditional serving vessels, but there will be a major emphasis put on the Chambong. We will have bong specials all day and a workforce dedicated to teaching you the art of rapid consumption. Our friend Brad at Cult Kombucha Co. will be whipping up a very special limited release batch of sinbucha. Leave your parent’s house.